Wednesday, 22 October 2008

IPO 2008

Ok, its been over a week since the last update. Apologies. I was pretty annoyed after my last update, when i was 1/43 in the GUKPT sat. Ended up going onto the final 4/10, with 3 seats. Then lost in like the 3rd hand AJ vs K10. Flop came K Q 10, happy days. X on turn, but K on river wasn't the best card for my hand, sigh. So i was down to 20k at 1k/2k, still ok i guess. Then UTG shoves, Alex Martin(nickinblinds) on Ipoker calls after a speech in chat that makes me thing he has QQ. Im sat next position with KK and get it in. Flop comes A J 10, and im pretty much dead. gglife.

Since then, i haven't played THAT much tbh. Ive played the odd session here and there. But towards end of last week i was trying to get my sleeping pattern back right for the Ireland trip. I had a few finals last week, finalled the $109 Ipoker twice in 2 nights, but could only manage 6th and 8th, for some tez amount. And then a 2nd in a little $33 on party and 4th in $55 on Ipoker. There isn't any more of note or that i can remember anyway.

So to Ireland....

We wer gettin the 10.50 flight to Dublin, Sledge/Tony was meant to be here for 8.30, but didnt end up getting here til gone 9, and we had the taxi booked originally for 8.45, but put that bak 20 mins so all was good. Got there in plenty of time and we were ready to gogogogogo. We get taxi from the Airport, the taxi driver tries dropping us off at some random hotel because he doesn't know where we are off, then tells us of the exact place and that we shouln't step foot in the local bars or area as its so rough! wtf, lol. [ ] good booking jones

Arrive the hotel at like 12.30 and couldn't check in til 2 so we had dinner and drinks in the hotel bar. Brent lost the flip for paying, gg sir. We eventually arrived at the Regency Hotel, the place where it was being held at around 3. Andy Black was doing some massive talk/workshop about poker which was just so lifetilting and we didn't really listen. Met Maria, Jen etc and then were ready to roll at 4 when the torn started.(pic <<<< Brent and Jones Pre Torn). Was fairly easy early on to get chips, raise, c-bet etc and it was yours. But then 1 hand fked me over pretty hard:

Im earlyish position with 88 and pop to 300, MP next guy peels and the 2 blinds call. Flop 8 7 6( 2 diamonds).
I bet, MP calls and the 2 blinds fold.
Turn Qh, i bet he peels once again.
River 4c. So the Board is now 8 7 6 Q 4.
I decide to check here, he bets, i call. He shows 55, gglife.

And so im down to around 7.5k which is pretty ghey. Soon get a table change which i wasn't too happy about tbh. Didnt really get much going and found a few spots to pick up chips, but was still on around 8.5k at the first break.
Ended up busting at the 300/600 level with 88, also known as the nuttttttttz. LP raises to 1800, i have around 8.2k total in the CO so i jam. SB wakes up with QQ and the OR folds. It bricks out and im gone. Kinda glad to see Sledge is already out as now i won't be stuck bored on my own. Soon after Maria(chilli) busts and we go get the drinks in and talk for a while. Later on Me, Sledge and Rookie decide to go get something to eat. We walked for like a mile which is ridic and came to the takeaway place. But theres a guy pinned down with 3 ppl on top in the doorway! lol.
They say its ok to get something to eat, so we do! Found out he actually came in threatening to kill his girlfriend or something(maybe i didnt understand the Irish accent). So a nice start to our visit to Dublin!

Next Morning(saturday), wake up and find Brent and Jones are well chipped up for day 2. Jones has 187k and Brent has 141k, weeeeeeeeeee. Shib the 5%. Saturday was the day off from the ME, so we went into town for some food, and start to get bevvied up. Rookie and Chilli meet us there a bit later too. Brent did his absolute bollox in Paddy Power which was right next to the bar we were in, not good. Later on after another 5 or so beers, we decide were gna go play the 125 Euro torn at the Fitz. I have to lend Brent the Buy In for it, sighh. Things didnt go too great for me in this torn either. Ran JJ into QQ twice in the first 2 hours, and i was busto. Pretty comedy though as, Rookie, Sledge, Brent, Chilli and Jones were all on the same table and i decided to rail that. Was very comedy and even the dealer was giving Brent some rubdowns for his tez/comedy plays.
Decided to play cash later on, after inspiration from Chilli who went off 2 play Omaha, so me and Sledge got in the next 1/2e holdem game. Started with 200 and ended up with 460, which was pretty decent. Mainly all from 1 guy who tried tank check raising the river with air, so i tanked, and eventually got clock put on me. Ended up calling with Js for 125e on K 10 10 8 3 (4 spade Board). The hand didnt really make sense and he couldn't really have much and tbh i couldn't be arsed to fold.

Next day, were all up fairly early except Brent who arrives at the torn 5 mins b4 the start. He wanted an extra 10 mins in bed or summat, so we got a taxi b4 him. Had high hopes for both them at the start of Day 2. I think they both got pretty chipped up, but both busted between 40th-60th, sighhhhhh. Brent ran AKd into AA, gglife. And Jones' was a combination of hands, after he had got upto 400k. While they were in the torn me and Sledge played the 50 w/1 Sidey. Ended up getting it in with JJ vs 88 for a fairly big pot at 500/1000. 8 9 2 6 2 board wasn't too gr8 again. Sledge had just busted b4 me, losing a big pot with JJ also, this time vs 33.
[ ] we run good.
So were all pretty annoyed and decide to go find the nearest pub for a pint. I say a pint, it ended up being about 8 in quite a small amount of time. LOL. Then went Dominoes down the road and took it back to the Hotel around 11, as we had to be up for 7 for the flight home on Mon Morn.

Brent, Sledge and Me during the few pints:

So just been recovering from the weekend really at start of this week. Not really been doing much. Got the new Pro Evo yest, pretty awesome. Hopefully off to sign up to the gym 2mo or later with Jones and Middy. I wana get fit and be more healthy, which will help with playing online and lead to an all round healthier lifestyle. [ ] this will actually happen.

Ok, off to order Nandos.

Laters, glglglgl..wil update soon.

Thursday, 9 October 2008


So... my last blog was just before the Luton trip where me and Jones were off to play the £300 F/O Apat Pro Am, or w/e its called. Jones was meant to be driving, but went out the night b4 with Ben and Grieves and somehow wangled his way out of it and Maldini agreed to drive. Got there pretty fast, but set off late etc. So got there at 2.25, torn started at 2.30. Perfect timing imo. The torn went ok, nothing much to write home about though. And i busted 28th, shoving the CO with 9To, running into the sicilians AKo. He actually busted all 3 of us. He busted Jones and Maldini with AA, mbsfn. Jones finished 14th, but only top 9 ITM. 8k up top ftw + 3k GUKPT Grand Final seat, sighh. Would do a bigger report on the torn, but there wasn't really much interesting that went on. Got upto like 22k, then lost a few pots, and was in push mode, no1 ever called and i was just surviving really, rather than getting that vital double up i needed.
Did think it was very soft torn though, and will be looking to play a few more like this in future and get a decent score.

Anyways onto the online scene after we get back. Didnt play the sundays, we wernt back from Luton in time. So just watched some stuff online and went to bed pretty late. Monday, woke up early, after about 6 hours, i felt abs knackered again and decided to have a quick power nap for a few hours then wake up at midnight-ish and play all the 12-6ams. [ ] this worked out really well. I ran abs tez throughout the night and got deep and stuff and got fked over. Variance is an abs bitch.
Same again on Tues really, altho cut my losses in a stupid torn, the $55 crazy stack trubo on Party, which i got 3rd in for like $800, so was only like $700 down on the night and didnt feel too bad. I then stayed awake til like 6am, and was going to go to sleep. Then put on some cardrunners videos while i fell to sleep. I ended up watchin 4, and not getting to sleep til gone 10am, fml! They are really interesting though, and love watching them. Woke up like 6pm on Wed and Middy was here, im like wtfs going on. LOL. Anyways we get a takeout Nandos and start a sesh from 8-2.30ams. Started off as usual running really tez, but then things got better and i ended up taking down the $5rebuy on Party for $2.5k! weeeeeeee. Gets me outa the swong of the last couple of days, also got a 4th in the $55 7.5k on Ipoker for $700ish. Later on, played the 2 x $55 2.30ams on Stars and FTP. Ended up still playing them at 7am. Busto'd 48th in the Tilt 50/50 - JJ vs AK for 9/50 or thereabouts. Then with 28 left in the Stars $55, got it in with KK vs 55, to go 3/28, sighhhhhh. 5 on the turn was a gr8 game and i was crippled. Busto'd a few hands later. Would have been nice to run ok in 1 of those with 13k and 9.5k ftw in both. But nvmmmmmmm. Just gotta keep the grind going, and those scores will keep coming.

Party $5rebuy win...

Just putting a small session in tonight, as not feeling too great, feel like that cold or w/e i had last week is coming back, sighh. So just the Party Super $162 and the $109 GUKPT super sat on Ipoker.
Edit: Busto'd the Party Super $162- AhAd vs 73h all in on Kh Qh 10h flop. [ ] could be bothered to fold.
Currently 1/43 in the GUKPT sat - 3 seats, 1 mftime!!!

Probs be putting in some decent volume in the next week, as don't have much planned, except my parents coming up to see me on Saturday sometime. So will be hitting the Sundays fairly hard and all regular donks next week. Then we go to Ireland for the IPO at the end of next week which will be good.

Will update on any news, scores or how good/bad im running soon.

gogogoogoggoo and gl!!

Thursday, 2 October 2008

Been ill....

Not much to say really, except what the title says. Put in a session on Monday after all the dreadful Sundays. Sunday could have been pretty huge, but ran bad in amazing spots and stuff like that, dont need to bore you with all that. Rookie off Blonde ended up taking down the Brawl for a cool $73k, hes staked. but still a sweet ass score. Hopefully, i can run like that for MiddyCrush in the near future! Monday, i must have cashed for over $1.7k and was still around $600 down on the day. Most notable score being 3rd in the $25r 6 max on Ipoker for $1.3k. Actually busto'd LeKnave in 4th in that , him jamming over my KK open with AJh. Flop K Q X(2 hearts), he didn't get there. In your eye sir, lol.

Ever since Mondays session, ive been feeling like death and have been in bed since, constant headache, being sick etc. Was not good, so i haven't done anything pokerwise in 3 days. Today feeling a bit better, but haven't played. I think its probs best not to play online when your not feeling anywhere near 100%. Might play a few torns 2mo night, but im not gna put in a huge session, don't wana be up too late as were off down to Luton on Sat morning.

We'd arranged to go DTD £300 this weekend, but we (me and Jones) think theres prob more value in going to the Luton APAT £300 + theres quite a few ppl we'll know down there. So should be a good weekend, and hope to scoop the l00t for like 10 diiiimes or w/e 1st will scoop.
Playing for MiddyCrush so hope to get another big score.

Will update in a few days after the Luton Trip.

Gogogogogoo win it all ppl.

Saturday, 27 September 2008


Since last blog update, i put in a small sesh on Wednesday but then Middy comes online and is like i cba with online poker you wna play live. I was like, yeah ok. Although was in a few torns, id just busted kinda deep in sumat and was semi tilted so i unreg'd all the rest and decided to go play live at the new Alea Casino in Leeds. Its pretty sweet, for leeds anyway, not something ud imagine there. Ended up busting fairly early just after just after Middy with 77 vs 56h on 5 5 3 flop, where i couldn't really fold at any point. nvmmmmmm. We went and got a maccys and that was it for the night. We wern't too bothered about going back for cash games + i had to be up early on Thurs for my ballin monitor and new desk for my room to arrive. weeeee. They came around half 1, then Middy came over and we went to Nandos for food. I obv lost the fkin flip again and had to fork out a nice bully for the 3 of us. sighhhhhhhhhh. Nandos is so incred tho, id probs pay £50 for just mine anyway. Didn't bother playing when i got back and just sat watching loadsa One Tree Hill episodes for the rest of the night. Finally about caught up with that :-)

Then came Friday, id been planning to put a good sesh in on Friday night and Middy came over because he wanted out of his house due to his cousins birthday he couldn't be arsed with. Anyways, i hit Party under MiddyCrush for the first time and signed upto the $20r/$30r/$55 and the $215 $30k. Eventually after runnin fairly terribly in all the rest of my torns. Except for 1 or 2 with min cashes between $100-$250 i was probs gna be stuck $1.5k on the day or thereabouts, we were doing ok in the $215. I got seated with Middy and Horneris along the way and Me and Horneris both came top 20 meaning we both cashed. Horneris unfortunately busted in 15th. But i was running pretty decent. Winning the few 40-60s and odd 60-40 you need to win a torn. You know the score.... Anyways, i got to final 6 with over half the chips in play and eventually busted most them and got HU with around 650k to the other guys 60k ish stack. I and everyone else here couldn't see how i could lose from like 6 out. This is where i could lose it though. lose a few flips and hes back in it. Which is exactly what happened, gr8 game. He kept grinding away so hard and wasnt stacking off light. I had Horneris and LeKnave here cheering the underdog on for comedy value. But they soon stopped as i may have quit poker if i lost this 1. [ ] that would ever happened. But i felt like i would have and would have been so crushed for a while if i managed to lose it. Eventually took it down though after well over an hour of hard solid HU play. Was vvvvvv happy with the score and i think Middy's fairly happy although he didnt seem too delighted last night, but only cos he busted really deep in a big field torn when 1st was like 16k or something.
The win below, shibbbbbbbbbbbb it.

So yeah very happy with recent results and have now got 8 wins on the MTT Blonde Leaderboard thing, which i kinda wna win + am slowly making a move up the PocketFive Rankings. Hoping to keep this going now and win it alllllllllllllll. Big sesh 2mo i think as its Sunday and Sundays are made for Poker and losing everything or winning it all. 1 time let it be the latter.
Shout out to Horneris for his score last night too, taking down the FTP $109 for just shy of $5k. Not the worst day for MiddyCrush, sennnnnnnnnnnnd. Ty again sir.

Keep up the good work all.

lets gogogogogoogogogogogogogoo

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

Being lazy and Blonde Bash

Soooooooo, after my win other last week in the 50/50 i lost all enthusiasm to play. Not really sure why. I cudnt be bothered playing tues and wed and only played 2 small sessions on Thurs/Fri breaking around even over both days so not too much damage to the MiDdyCruSh roll.
Then it was onto Blonde Bash.......

Sat morn me, LeKnave and Maldini were off to Luton for Blonde Bash. Ty(maldini) was desperate to play the footy so we had 2 set off at 8am, to be at the footy place in luton for 11. This wasnt the greatest idea, as altho the footy was a laugh, there was only like 3 teams and we won it fairly comfortably tbh. Newayyyyyyyys, onto the Poker. The main £30 donkament started at 3 and i got seated with Fran. We both got involved in the £20 last longer and we agreed to chop any money we got from it 50/50. She busto'd fairly early, gr8 game. [ ] good business sir. Got upto like 13k b4 first break after the add on. Then got upto like 35k when sum1 opened for 2k, sum1 jammed, and i re jammed with KK. One had AK, other QQ, K on flop and it was gr8 game to them 2. weeeeeeeeeeee. Then didnt really get much going, got moved to table with Maldini and Brummieboy and wasnt in the greatest position tbh. Got back to like 45kish, and then there was like 20 left. Ended up busting in 13th when i lost KQ vs 99, then 66 vs KQ, fairly soon after each other. We HAD already chopped the last longer though, 4 way. For £130 each, so me and Fran got £65 each [ ] weeeeeeeeeeee. lol.
Had been feeling absolutely terrible for about 2 hours b4 i busted tho, and went back to the hotel pretty soon after busting as i felt like shit and just wanted 2 curl up and die or just go 2 sleep.
Jones ended up busting in 4th, sighhh, and Maldini bubbled the final in 10th, gg. Not bad, all 3 of us going pretty deep to say we didnt really give a shit about the actual torn.

Sunday was a quality day. We went for a meal, and randomly picked Gatso up on the way. Went to some irish pub, and got a sunday dinner. Gatso lost the flip for paying. So we picked him up and grimmed the shit outa him for a meal. gr8 game sir. Then we headed back to the casino for the HU torn and Roshambo and other stuff going on. We got given Compo in our team and he pretty much spite busto'd like 3rd hand vs Dunks top set. I got a tough HU vs the fish that is ' Amatay'. Good to meet you sir. He was crushing the HU fairly early on, but i ground it back and then won the vital flip 55 vs KJ. Our team had already lost tho, as Maldini bluffed his stack off vs Mondatoo and Jones got crushed by 'the mole', who apparently plays $300/$600 online. gg.

Then to the best part of the wknd. Me, Dunk, Jones and Maldini were like, u wna do some flips yo? So we all got involved. Just betting like £2-3 and doing like 4way flips. Then Bongo got involved and soon after there was a whole table and a massive rail. Pretty quality. Theres only like £20 in a pot, but it was so comedy, as you could slowroll the fk outa ppl. Or not even know u hav the abs nuts, as we wer playin 8 card omaha and other times rookie jsut gave cards to ppl. Some hands you may hav 18 cards, the next he might give u 4, while every1 else has like 10! (used 2 decks btw). For 5 of a kind, str8 flush and scooping the whole pot in omaha hi-lo you ahd 2 get a round in and it was fkin srs comedy when firstly Malidni started cheering about his str8 flush, and then Ironside cheering as loud as possible when they scooped the loot. Their faces when they realised they had to get like 15 ppl a round in was so top draw. I went on a massive upswing, turning my initial £1 into like £80. I then ran bad late on , and eventually was back down to like £10, which i flipped with Dunk and obv lost. sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Everyone got involved in a £10 flip for like £100 at the end which Maldini obviously won, cos hes gooooooooolden. Doesn't seem like a lot, but cos its an amount no1 really gives a shiny about its so comedy and its amazin when u win even tho its only like £20! Will undoubtably be playing this at all BB's in the future, weeeeeeeeee.

Neway, since been back from Luton i haven't played any MTT's as i was too tired on Monday, and i cudnt be arsed with all the daily torns today. Need to get back into waking up around 4pm and hittin all torns from like 6 onwards etc. Atm, not in that sleep pattern and its pretty ghey. Gota be around all day on Thurs too, as iv ordered a new desk for my room and a ballin new monitor. As seen below. Link for webiste is here:

So pretty happy with what will be my new setup in my room and won't have Horneris smiling at me and cheering in my face whenever i take a ridic beat. Which is what has been happening lately as ive had to grind on living room table since we moved in. Hopefully be hitting some MTTs this week, during the day i guess. As got parents coming over on Saturday at a normal time, aswell as having to be up in day Thurs to collect Desk and monitor, so wont be able 2 hit the full on degen online schedule (6-2ams) til Sunday onwards. Then we are gna gogogoogogogogo and win it alllllllllll.

Will update sooooon, gl all. Win it all yo.


Tuesday, 16 September 2008

MiddyCrush Inc.

Okokok. Apologies first for no post in well over a month. Not really sure why i stopped doing them. I did loads when i was at home in Grimsby, but thats cos it was such a bore there i think.
Here theres Horneris and Jones, and here all i do is grind really. Just get up and hit the grind straight away. Then have no time for writing a blog, but im gna make time for a blog from now on. Its only fair.

Sooooooo, whats been going on. Ive been grinding hard and like Horneris been getting staked by Middy. I ran pretty bad off my own $$ hitting the Ipoker and Party and was at the stage i couldn't handle the variance playing off my own $$ cos i could easily go broke. So Middy was up for it.
It started off ok, then we went on a really bad spell. Really bad. Started off with Middy just shibbin me the odd BI for certain torns. Then we were like 2.5k in from nowhere. And obviously he wants to get out. So he shibbed me like 2.5k to grind. Play $26s, $20rs and $55s and $75s. I did this and we ran tez yet again. So -6k in MU and its not looking gr8 and middy is probs starting to lose confidence in me. He shibs me 3k one Sunday and says win summat plz, 1 mftime. I play from 9 onwards on the Sunday and finallllllllllllllly, we get a 7.9k score in the $50 cubed on Stars coming 2nd. Lost to JCamby HU. sighhhhhhhh. But fkin senddd. were outa Makeup.
So we keep 5k on and i hit it hard, i have eventually got some scores. Ones of note 4k in $30r on Ipoker coming 2nd yet again. Few FT's of the $109 12.5k on there, a few FT's on for 1k+.

Last night i play from 7 til 11 reg's and am abs fuming after get huge stack in Blonde 12.5k $109, then losing KK vs AK on the FT for huge pot, then AK into AA. So i decide to knuckle down and hit another sesh from 2.30 onwards. reg'ing from 2.30 - 4. About 12 more torns.
The 50/50 on FTP and the 4am $109 on Stars are looking good. I run bad when 18/60ish in the Stars $109 running AK into AA yet again and am abs raging. Got jsut the 50/50 left and QQ<<<<<<>>>99 helped. And button jammin K9, me in BB with A10c was also gooood. FT was 1/9 , took a few hit, then got back and finally HU i flop a set of 22 vs hit top pair.

Moody did a youtube video of some of the HU too, link is here:

But neway took it down for 9.5k, wiiiiiiiiiii. Yeah i no, sing when ur winning blah blah blah. But srsly gna try blog more often and post hands and how iv done over recent days etc. Plus i promise sledege with 6-7 left that if i won id do blog 2day, so here it is. Also promised Moody id buy him a nandos if we go next time, sighhhhhhh. But worth it imo. Good karma yo.

Big Ty for Middy for sticking with it all way through, even when deep in MU. Knew we'd get out. We've bagged a few dime each and are now ready to carry on crushing for the next few weeks with like $10k. Lets gogogogoogogogogogogogoo

[ ] ty for all your support of late Horneris
[ ] been a gr8 help
[X] he feels like we are enemies

Looking forward to Blonde Bash this wknd, going down with LeKnave and Ty(maldini). Meeting Fran down there and that, should be a good laugh and hopefully be back in good shape to hit the sundays.

Lets gogogoogogogogoogogogogoogogogogoo

Thursday, 31 July 2008

Not much going on and the new flat, wiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Yep, title says it all. Not much going on, played a bit. Not really done anything spectacular though. Last couple of days, i havent really played as been sorting stuff for new flat and parents are away so had to look after the house and stuff. End of last week FT'd $20r on FTP, which was like 4k ftw, but finished a tez 8th for tez amount. Cant really remember much else that jumps to mind. Middy staked me to a few torns on Sunday, like the WU and Brawl. He often just says, u wna play this for me etc' so i do. Brawl i got it in with AA vs QQ to go like 13/500 or w/e. It came A J 2 K 10, so gfg FTP, ty. Warm up went tez, 10s vs QQ, then FD/SD vs top 2, i didnt get there etc. Can't really remember much else towards end of last week, had a few prospects in a load of torns, but obviously ran bad and stuff so nvm. Should have posted back then but i cudnt be bothered really. nvvvvvvvvvvvvvvm.

On better news, its like 4.30 am here and i went to bed at 2am. I slept for 2 hours! sigh. But were moving into new flat later 2dayyyyyy. Wiiiiiiiiiii, me Horneris and LeKnave, its gna be crucial. Moving in around 5ish, then off somewhere to get loadsa ballin purchases like a 42'' tv and PS3 and shit. Should be good. Then Saturday, were all making the trip to DTD £300 torn. Me, LeKnave and Horneris are meeting Middy (hitthehole) and Brunny(claretcougar) down there and have 2 rooms booked, 4 bed, 5 of us. So sick. So were gna do Credit Card Roulette for who has 2 sleep on the floor., Brudel scenes 1 time not meeeeeee. I run so bad at that kinda shit tho, its 80% gna be me. Taking laptops down, so when i bust we'l prob bomb back to the hotel and hit online donkaments Shaun Fucking Deeb styyyyyle. Hopefully wont have to, and make day 2, then go on to win the fker, 1 time. If not, we'll be back at home grinding away from Monday onwasrds imo (if we have sorted internet by then).

Will update after the wknd, when we are back online. Not sure when it'l be but pretty soon.

Lets gogogogogogogogogogogogo and gl all etc.

Thursday, 24 July 2008

Shiiiiiiiiiib it.

Nope, still no win. But have shibbed in the monies in the past 2 days. After my blog post yesterday, i played a sesh 10-2ish and got 4th in the $16.50 360 ball on Stars for like $500, 1st like $135o, sooo sigh. But stil ok. Then came 4th also in the $55 7.5k on Ipoker. Also for like $5ooish. So cashed for over $1k on the day, and invested like $400 or over. So a good $600 profit on the day, which was nice. And could have been so much better. But il take it.

Then today, played a sesh from 2.15 til 7 reg'ing. Got 4th in the $22 Double stack for like $200, only like $700 ftw, but nvm. I crush that torn so hard, Sledge is always saying it. Only really decent if you win it though. Which iv only managed once so far a few weeks go. Had a load of top 10s in it though, sigghh. Also ended up going to final of the $22 5k Party 5/10. Got HU, me 200k vs his 550k, which was ghey but was patient and ground him out hard. Then i got CL. Me 500k to his 250k. Then he ground me back down then when around even i lost a massive flip KQ vs 88. gglife. 2nd for $815. 1st again like $1350. sighhhhhhhhh. But again cashed for over $1k on the day and things are looking good. A good past few days, lets hope it continuessss and i finally get that win again after so many nearlys.

Just a quick update, im outt. glglgl all.

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Crushing it like we know how.

.....On Ipoker anyway.

Well put in a brudel session yesterday, started at like 2 and reg'd for most stuff til like 7. Then continued to play on thru the 10-12 reging. Including the 35k and 65k that Middy put me and Horneris into. More on that later. Finally finished my sesh at like 4.30. So 14 hours was actually an ok sesh.

Yesterday i placed 7th, 7th, 11th, 12, 18th and 21st in torns in Ipoker. The most crushing exit was in the $25r 10k. With 7 left i got it in with QQ vs A5, Bing A str8 off and i was out in 7th for like $500. But 1st was like $4k, and was pretty crushed and really wanted to win that torn. So fkin sick. 1st time i had played this though. LeKnave always plays this and seems to crush it, and from living with him for last year or so, i have learnt from his i guess about how terrible the Ipoker players are. So i took a small shot in this and gt in for $100, which is ok. The other ones were in the 6ks and 3.5ks on there, like $22-$33 F/os etc and i bubbled the $55 7.5k. Horneris finalled this along with JimmyfkinEck, Eck off blonde. wp. So this is just a post to say i crushed Ipoker yest, but made fkall money, but was + for the day. Not much, but i really want that win again to get back to winning ways and that winning feeling.

Later on Middy put me and Horner in the 35 and 65ks. We put up a good performace and i was crushing both torns, getting massive stacks in both. I then fked up bigtime in the 35k making a play with J10 on QQ2 flop. He r/r me on flop, i flatted to shove turn ( Middys advice too, although i felt it too, bit gheyyyyy) Turn K, good card for shovin anyways imho. I shove he snaps with Q6o, gg life and i dont get there. Nvmmmmmmmmmmm. Then the 65k, i came just off the $$ in like 68th. Check raising all in on 8 8 K flop with 99, he snaps KJ gfg imo. Nvmmmmm. I didnt actually mean to check the flop, i timed out and it auto checked me, then the other guy bet, and i think i just have to shove here most the time.
Nothing really else happened yesterday to write about i dont think. just gheyyyyy that i keep crushing it and dnt get what i deserve. Same goes for Horneris, weve crushed in last few days, but no big wins. He got 2nd in the 2.5k on Party for $600, but its the wins we want. Thats why we play this game.

Other news, finally got new IPhone other day, its abs ballin.

Still looking forward to moving to new flat, just over a week now. Hopefully 1st Aug is still moving in day, then the trip down to Notts on 2nd/3rd for DTD £300er. Should be a great weekend and hopefully one of us lot can shib the monies in 1 timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Putting in a session tonight, probs from like 10 onwards. So lets dooooooo this.

Lets gogogogogogogo, gl all, update soooooooooooooooooon.

Sunday, 20 July 2008


Hadn't decided whether i was gna play any Sunday donks. But got up and was raring to go. So decided i was going to play loadsa Sats to shit and hopefully qual to some biggies. 1 timmmmmmme. Cost me like £120 total and qual'd for:

  • $215 IPoker 250k via $20r 30 Seat Gtd, in for $62.
  • £110 DTD £40k via £13 sat, 4 seats.
  • $215 Party $300k $23 Sat 8 seats.

But had played a quite a few more sats. Played 2 x $39 6 max Sats to WU and Mill, got HU in both and ran like death. gg Mill/WU. Then in a $10r to WU 22 seats, i came 27th,gg. Just wasn't destined to qual for Stars biggies imo. So i ended up being in them all for like £160-£200. Not really sure but nvm.

Anyways, started well on Party building up big stack from the off. Ak vs QQ, KK vs QQ etc. Then with 129 left this hand occured.

Im Mid position with 69k and have 88. I make it 7900 at 1.5/3k.

Next guy insta flat calls me off his 75kish stack. Everyone else folds.

Flop [ Th, Ah, 8s ]

Im like this is gna be an ok pot.

ChipRich20 bets (11200)

Dardan0s raises (31155) to 31155

ChipRich20 raises (50316) to 61516ChipRich20 is all-In.

Dardan0s calls (30361)

He shows Ad10d. 1 tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.

** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ac ] ---- R U SRS, WTF IS THT

** Dealing River ** : [ 6h ]

FKIN BULLSHIT PARTY i think, and am so fuming. Why can't i win that, i go like 5/130 in a biggie. But of course, i run like death, gfg. Cashed for $450, but wtf is that when you lose that hand.

Really fuming and pissed off now, but have gota concentrate on my other donks. Am still in the £40k and $250k. End up busting in the £40k in 97th running QQ into AA for big pot, gglife.

Still going in the Ipoker $250k though and bout 90 left, dont have many chips and am in autopush mode. Anyways, i get back upto like 12k and push mid position with AQ, get called in BB by Ad10s, im like one fucking time plz. Flop 10d Xd Xd, i completely give up and am abs crushed. He makes flush on river to make sure and im out of another biggie kinda deep to the tune of $425, fk my entire life. Am so crushed now, after crushing 3 biggies and getting it in massive fave for big/huge stacks in 2/3. But obviously i dont want a shot at winning a massive amount of monies.

Later on Middy staked me and Horneris to the FTP 1 Mill gtd, $535 Buyin. Ty Middy.

Ran bad in this too, blinds 25/50 and i hav like 5.5k, Sb like 4.4. Everyone folds round to him, he makes it 175, i make 595, he shoves. Now at this point im pretty sure he has sumat like AK, so i call obv. He flips AK. 1 time for the flip.

Flop 2 5 Q

Turn 7

River... A. Fk my life and im down to 1.3k.

Few hands later, i get it in 88 vs AK, flop T J Q, gg.

Sorry about the massive rant, im just really annoyed right now. And wish i could just run good 1 time, in them spots. FFFFFFFFFS.

Anyways im + for the day which is always good, but coulda been so much more. Duno if il play 2mo, might just play a load of small donks as im running like death again it seems.

gl ppl, run good and not like me. gogogoogogogogogogooooooooooooooooooooooooo.